iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

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greatsherlock:

greatsherlock:

ok then bye

thanks for the multitude of asks

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u think this is a game now

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s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

(Source: 7at1stroke)

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queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

(Source: sheparrrd)

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tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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